May 2012
done for the night.
lousbianqueen:
I wrote a haiku
leslie-crusher:
I hate group projects just let me do it myself everyone else sucks
wow and you haven't done anything. don't say, "wow...
this was MY job, not yours
My first kiss was a waste.
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
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FUCK YOU MARVIN IBIT
YOU ALWAYS TAKE MY MONEY. YOU NEVER CAN SUPPORT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET A FUCKING JOB. YOU’RE LAZY, HARD-HEADED, AND DISRESPECTFUL. YOU’RE NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD. I’M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AS MY BROTHER BECAUSE A BROTHER WOULD HELP THEIR LITTLE SISTER, NOT TAKE SHIT FROM THEM. YOU TAKE MY FUCKING IPOD, MY REAL RAY BANS, AND NOW IT’S MY...
oh sure babe.
l-viasvibe:
welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
OMG
midnightorgy:
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
Seeing my crush talk to another girl.
kcativoo:
ohmyromie:
yup..
badtvblog:
This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
LOL. RANDY. LOL
metallikato:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
Stop burping on me, shit. I don’t need to take another shower